Launching soon on the App Store, for iPhone
Loafsona
Snap a selfie, meet your loaf.
Loafsona is a silly camera app. Point it at a friend, your grandma, the dog or a sandwich, and it tells you what bread they are, with a warm, funny reading of their bread personality and a card made for sharing. The bread is drawn at random, never from how anyone looks.
Scanning is free, and so is sharing
You can scan as many faces, and as many sandwiches, as you like without paying a thing, and there are no ads:
- unlimited draws for friends, family, pets and sandwiches;
- the bread's name, tagline and personality reading every time;
- the full reading, best quality, funniest quirk and bread matches included, the first time;
- a share card for Stories, TikTok and iMessage, always free;
- a Bread Box of everyone you've snapped.
The Whole Loaf
The paid breads are for anyone who wants to meet the whole bakery.
- Every bread in The Bakery, including the Rare Bakes and Legendary Loaves.
- The full reading every time: best quality, funniest quirk, and which breads you pair well with and which you don't.
Bread packs
- The Pastry Case, Holiday Breads and Oddball Breads, bought one at a time.
Everything, Once
- Every bread and every pack, for less than buying them one by one.
Pricing
These are the prices we plan to launch at, in US dollars. The App Store shows the final price in your own currency before you buy. Each one is a one-time purchase, and there's no subscription.
| Plan | Price |
|---|---|
| One-time purchase | $2.99 |
| Plan | Price |
|---|---|
| One-time purchase | $0.99 |
| Plan | Price |
|---|---|
| One-time purchase | $4.99 |
Loafsona mentions the bakery at most once a session and never on your first reading, and whenever it does, you can keep scanning for free.
How it picks your bread
At random. The camera only checks whether there's a face in the picture, so that a person gets a person's bread and a sandwich gets a joke of its own. It never looks at skin, hair, age or anything else about a face. Type the same name with the same vibe-check answers and you'll get the same bread again.
Your photos
There's no account, no ads and no tracking. Your photo stays on your iPhone, is never uploaded, and is deleted when you take the next one, and your Bread Box stays on your phone as well. A photo only leaves your phone if you put it on a share card and send the card yourself. The privacy policy has the details.